Celebration of Spring

I didn't set out to write Celebration of Spring.

I was (still am) working on a fantasy adventure.  Unity UMA's - I found some features that didn't seem to work right; something called jiggleMaster.  After mucking about with it awhile I realized I could get fairly decent boob bouncing going for my UMA's.  This got me thinking - why no nipples for UMA's?  Why no public hair, not even arm pit hair?  It wasn't hard to do.  Various dance FBXs from here and there, and voilà!  I had nude dancers.

I figured I'd take a quick detour and cut a release of this, and that's when the real fun began.  

It turns out just about nobody wants to host content that contains nudity in their app store.  Virtually nobody wants to advertise on such an app.  Nobody wants to offer monetization.  Outrageous, right?  Who in this wide world doesn't use the internet for porn, and yet it's quite the uphill climb to offer a mobile app involving it and finding a way to monetize it.

The funny part is, Celebration is barely even porn.  It's not that graphic.  The nymphs have boobs and nipples and public hair, but don't actually have female genitalia.  There's no sex, just dancing.  Well, boob bouncing and smiling and dancing, mostly.  It turns out to not be terribly erotic, but strangely soothing instead.  Pretty nude nymphs dancing and smiling in different lighting conditions.  

Anyway.  Kudos, thanks, and sincere gratitude to Itch.io for having the moral courage to allow adult content and help monetize it.  100% of what you donate will go to Itch.io (not the Litecoin IAPs though, that's mine).  

Honorable mention to the good folk at SpankPay.  Ultimately I gave up trying to shoe horn their product into something that would work for mobile IAP, but they were nothing but helpful and I wish them all the best.  We need more organizations like Itch.io and SpankPay in this world, as far as I am concerned.

Celebration accepts Litecoin for IAP, although all content is available to the user without requiring them to spend a single Litoshi.  You should only pay maybe a nickel (three to seven cents, in my experience) per transaction using Litecoin.  Beware of wallets that charge much more than that, I bumped into one along the way.

It's been an entertaining and educational detour.  I hope you enjoy it.

CrackRock Software LLC